Nothing says "Proud to be an American in America!" like a hot rebel chick covering her thingies with the Confederate flag. Quick, somebody give her a magnifying glass so she can look for her dignity!
Flaggy Features
- Patriotic Gift Shop
Remember: if you don't buy this stuff, the terrorists win!
Disclaimer thingy
- Before you send me hate mail...I don't hate the flag, and I don't hate my country. What I do hate is the way marketing scumbags have turned the American flag (and our patriotism) into a giant money-making machine. The people who buy this crap are just as much to blame, filling their houses with cheaply-made "patriotic" junk.
I am also disturbed by the fact that people seem to think that waving a flag makes them better Americans. It doesn't. Patriotism is more a matter of community than a matter of how many and how high we wave our flags. This blog is a satire of this kind of exploitation, and I hope you can appreciate the humor. If not, then feel free to visit any number of humorless sites out there.
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Since original site launch on Feb. 22, 2002
Super-Duper Bigotmobile to the rescue!
This is so utterly insane that it's almost a thing of beauty. You know, this is the kind of batshit-crazy stuff that ends up with gap-toothed militia troglodytes trying to overthrow the government because they think the Illuminati were behind the cancellation of "Hee-Haw."
Oh, and that's not all: apparently the license plate contains some sort of encoded racist message. Of course, that one might be just as crazy as the truck itself...
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