Dear God....it's hideous! Not to mention that cute, cuddly bears should not be given firearms. Would you send Winnie the Pooh off to war? His honey-smeared paws would just make everything all sticky. How about ol' Yogi Bear, think he'd be able to put down his picnic basket long enough to take out a few Terrrrists with his rifle? I think not!!
If this isn't flag abuse, I don't know what is. People make a big deal about how we should respect the flag and treat it a certain way, but what about wrapping it around some muscle-guy's junk? Not that I have anything against a guy's junk, mind you, but if we're supposed to treat the flag with respect then why aren't people shrieking mad about this? Or bikini babes dressed in flag thongs & tops? The least they could do is pick an attractive man to model their goods rather than this lumpy, patchy-haired mongoloid.
Answer: sexy flaggy titillation is perfectly OK because it makes money. Making money is good and it's all that really matters. But don't you let that flag touch the ground! And don't let it get wet! And you gotta fold it a certain way! And you can't damage it! Got all that? 'It's 'cause we respect the flag, durn it!
Um, isn't this considered burning the flag? Aren't people trying to pass laws against that sort of thing? Isn't this horribly, horribly wrong? Anyone? Bueller?
A great place for both of the books in your household.
For all those cute photos of patriotic children who haven't had their Ritalin.
"Ah LUV mah country! DON'T MAKE ME CUT YA!!!"
If you spill food on it, does that violate some sort of flag code?
What in the hell IS this? An eagle? Or an unfortunate molding mistake at the factory?
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