January 24, 2006

Official Patron Saint of American Land-Healing and Stuff

From Lisa Bennett:

"I have been taking pix of bizarre flag sightings. Here's a nice billboard pic I think you'll like, from right here in Atlanta."

I really can't add much to this...  It's just a staggering (yet hilarious) example of in-your-face arrogance.  I think healing our land will take a bit more action on our part, wouldn't you say?  But just for fun I created a companion image for this billboard, depicting Jesus wrapped in the American flag.  Can't you just picture this printed on a Franklin Mint plate or something??

January 23, 2006

I'm not only an American...

Whilst surfing for interesting variations of the Jesus Fish, I discovered a wonderful storehouse of silly religoius &  patriotic peepeecaca called The Christian Dollar Store.   Yes, you read that right.   Go check it out, it's a hoot!  And look what this pin is supposed to say:  "I'm not only an American, but I'm also a Christian."  That means people should kiss your ass extra.

Flaggy Features

  • Patriotic Gift Shop

    Remember: if you don't buy this stuff, the terrorists win!
  • OK, the REAL shop.

    Stickers, buttons, magnets, and other crapola. For real this time!
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    Email cheesy, tasteless, insulting patriotic items to me at shoogle2@gmail.com.
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Disclaimer thingy

  • Before you send me hate mail...
    I don't hate the flag, and I don't hate my country. What I do hate is the way marketing people have turned the flag (and America's patriotism) into a way to sell anything and everything they can. I am also disturbed by the fact that people seem to think that waving a flag makes them better Americans. It doesn't. Patriotism is more a matter of community than a matter of how many and how high we wave our flags. This site is a satire of this kind of exploitation, and I hope you can appreciate the humor. If not, then feel free to visit any number of humorless sites out there.

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