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    I don't hate the flag, and I don't hate my country. What I do hate is the way marketing scumbags have turned the American flag (and our patriotism) into a giant money-making machine. The people who buy this crap are just as much to blame, filling their houses with cheaply-made "patriotic" junk.

    I am also disturbed by the fact that people seem to think that waving a flag makes them better Americans. It doesn't. Patriotism is more a matter of community than a matter of how many and how high we wave our flags. This blog is a satire of this kind of exploitation, and I hope you can appreciate the humor. If not, then feel free to visit any number of humorless sites out there.

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100% not-gay sequined hat RAWKS, DUDE

Yo!  Does this hat make you look like a prissy little gay homosexual?  We say NO!  There's no way any decent, God-fearing American would EVER say that a shiny, sequined USA hat would make you look the LEAST bit gay.

So put your fears to rest, macho men!  You won't look homo wearing this, but you'll sure look fabulous.

August 25, 2010 in Atrocious Attire | | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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Who can deny the allure of plastic? NO ONE!

Nothing spruces up a boring room like a giant plastic American flag, does it?  Just stick it here, there, anywhere you have an empty wall longing for the taste of freedom.  100% plastic, made in the heartland of China like all appropriately patriotic goods!

The naysayers think it's tacky, but we say it's...sexay.

August 25, 2010 in Tasteless & Tacky Treasures | | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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