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The Ultimate Most American Ever Shirt Ever...in the World!

Statue of Liberty?  Check.  Bald eagle fearlessly flying?  Check.  American flag?  Check.  Stars?  Check.  "Land of the Free" slogan?  Check.  "America"?  Check.  Yep, I think that pretty much makes this the most patriotic thing you could possibly wear.  And if you're not wearing one right now, you're probably with the terrorists.

July 10, 2010 in Atrocious Attire | | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

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Bandananananana

Hipster douchebaggery has never been more American!  Wrap this around your head, slap on those black-framed glasses, and get your face all sour and moody.  You'll be a hit at any party where...uh...stuff like that is present.  Bonus points if you're white and have long, greasy dreadlocks.

July 10, 2010 in Atrocious Attire | | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

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