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Patriotic squiggly things, unite!

What is this?

  1. An earthworm
  2. A slug
  3. A piece of cooked spaghetti
  4. Some sort of tapeworm thing that infects your lower intestine and feeds on the steady flow of burgers and fried chicken and beer

Ohhhh, "don't tread on me"...cause it'll bite you or something, right?  I didn't know earthworms could bite.  Wow, imagine that.

(Apparently they also don't know how to use punctuation.)

June 7, 2010 in What the...? |

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