F to the L to the O to the P

What's more American (or indicative of our politicians) than flip-flops?  Too bad these were likely made in China and will give you a chemical burn right down to the bone.  And just look at the color!  That's not white, that's foot-sweat beige.  Methinks these may be the pre-worn models.

And let's not even mention that by wearing these you'll be walking on the flag...  Whoops, I mentioned it.