This bald eagle table shall hold all your most important patriotic possessions: your signed copy of George W. Bush's memoirs (My Totally Awesome Time as President and Stuff), your American flag-encrusted Fabergé Egg, your Hummel figurines of chubby-cheeked children wrapped in American flags and holding little torches just like the Statue of Liberty, your Bomb Saddam ashtray, and your handgun with bald eagles engraved into the handle.
Your life may still be empty, but this table will make it a wee bit more bearable!
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