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Dear God....it's hideous! Not to mention that cute, cuddly bears should not be given firearms. Would you send Winnie the Pooh off to war? His honey-smeared paws would just make everything all sticky. How about ol' Yogi Bear, think he'd be able to put down his picnic basket long enough to take out a few Terrrrists with his rifle? I think not!!
Serve your country...literally! There's just something so endearing about our flag being represented on a staggeringly ugly tray where food and drinks can be placed (and spilled). U! S! A!
OK, just how fitting is this? Patriotic bull, get it? Huh? Sigh...that's too easy. But seriously, what the hell is this supposed to represent? I suppose it could mean several things: the herd mentality of most Americans, our ever-expending waistlines, our neverending production and consumption of 100% American Grade-A bullshit...it's quite a multifaceted image, really. Maybe I'll buy one after all.
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