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June 21, 2006

Can you...bear it?

Dear God....it's hideous!  Not to mention that cute, cuddly bears should not be given firearms.  Would you send Winnie the Pooh off to war?  His honey-smeared paws would just make everything all sticky.  How about ol' Yogi Bear, think he'd be able to put down his picnic basket long enough to take out a few Terrrrists with his rifle?  I think not!!

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I would buy one, whats better than mixing cuddly with killing?

Looks like something good to use for target practice

Cuddly, yet extremly deadly....something America's children should obviously emulate!

Support the right to arm bears!

Hey, I don't know how they managed it but they really captured the 1000 yard stare perfectly. They could do a range, "The 1000 Yard Stare Bares!" Imagine the names they could have!

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