
Use this bald eagle dagger to STAB-STAB-STAB people with freedom and liberty! Nothing says "Proud to be an American" like an instrument of violence, hmmm? Don't make me cut ya!

Arrghh, my eyes! Someone must have thrown up during crafts class or something. Wow. Can you imagine this hideous thing hanging on your door? (Wait...don't answer that.)



Blood out, freedom in. Blood out, freedom in. I must say it looks awfully easy for the democracy-dealing hand to slip off that awfully impractical handle and down the blade, merrily slicing tendons of liberation as it goes.
Posted by: mentisfugit | February 28, 2006 at 06:04 PM
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Posted by: hi | May 05, 2009 at 12:27 PM