Beautiful U.S.A. paper bags. Perfect for hwarfing up your lunch anytime, anywhere...especially after one of those Dubya speeches.
If you see someone wearing this, do us all a favor and slap him.
Perfect for shoplifting, or carrying your sorry butt back to the store to return it.
The latest from Juvenile Mentality, Inc. Huh-huh-huh, that's cool, Beavis.
Wow! This propaganda notepad cube really empowers me. I feel like I can tackle the entire Al-Qaida network right from my office desk!
Ahhhh, the squeeze light keychain. What better way to remember the 9/11 victims than to buy one of these and...well, squeeze it. Or something.
Ya can't burn the flag, but by God, you can sure throw it around and stomp on it in the mud! Hot diggity!
Dear God. This platter has got to be the ugliest, tackiest, most horrendous hunk of ceramic peepeecaca I have ever seen. And mine will be shipping shortly! I can't wait to serve my favorite Middle Eastern dish with it.
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